“First they were women, and then they were fed up women, now they are the women of Congress (Halsey, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant, Melissa Villaseñor, Leslie Jones, Heidi Gardner, Kate McKinnon, Ego Nwodim).”

Women of Congress – SNL

Chuck Grassley: “We heard from the alleged victim, now let’s hear from the hero, who I’m told has been shadow-boxing in the bathroom for the last hour.”

Matt Damon as Kavanaugh: “I’M GOING TO START AT AN 11 AND TAKE IT TO A 15– REAL QUICK! . . . I’M HERE BECAUSE OF A POLITICAL CON JOB ORCHESTRATED BY THE CLINTONS, GEORGE SOROS, KATHY GRIFFIN AND MR. RONAN SINATRA!

Saturday Night Live: “Kavanaugh Hearing Cold Open”